Colchester United

Cheer up George Burley oh what can it be to a sad scottish bastard and a shit football team.

E-I-E-I-E-I-O up the football league we go,
when we win promotion this is what we sing,
we are champions we are champions Burley is a cunt.

Carefree wherever you may be
we are the famous CUFC
and we dont give a fuck whoever you may be
cos we are the famous CUFC

Barside Barmy Army

Thankyou very much for the football confrence
(vs Wycombe Wanderers)

One Steve McGavin,
one Steve McGavin,
theres only one Steve McGavin one Steve McGAvin.

When we get together what a game you'll see,
we're as strong as the old oak tree,
one for one and one for all we're football good and clean (BULL SHIT)
you can hear the crowd shout Oi what a team.
Up the U's up the U's up the UUU's.

You are my Col U, my only Col U
You make me happy when skies are grey (and BLUE and WHITE)
You'll never notice how much I loved you,
until you take my COL U away.
na na na na na na oooh!!!

sign on sign on
with a pen in your hand
as you'll never get a job
you'll never get a job
sign on
sign on

in your wycombe slums
in your wycombe slums
you piss on the carpet
you shit in the bath
you finger your grandma
you thinks it a laugh
in your wycombe slums
in your wycombe slums

you just a bunch of buttmunch
you just a bunch of buttmunch

we are colu no one likes us
we are colu no one likes us
cos we're 'ard
Ahhh

you going home on a donkey
home on a donkey
you going home on a donkey
home on a donkey

We're cool you're not
We're cool you're not