Stoke City

City...City...tell the boys in red and white everything will be alright
City...City...your the pride and joy of us today
We'll be with you, be with you, be with you every step along the way
We'll be with you, be with you, be with you be by your side we'll always stay

I saw the light glowing as i passed by her window
WHHHOOOAAARRR
I saw the flickering shadow of love on her blind
WHHHOOOAAARRR
She stood there laughing.....hahahaha
I felt my dick in her hand, and she laughed no more
WHHHOOOAAARRR
Why Why Why Delilah
Why Why Why Delilah
So before you come to brake down the door forgive me delilah i just couldn't take anymore
WHHHOOOAAARRR
Why Why Why Delilah

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what will I be?
Should I be Stoke? Should I be Vale?
Here's what she said to me...
Wash your mouth out son,
Go get your father's gun
And shoot the Vale scum
shoot the Vale scum
we hate Vale, we hate Vale, we hate Vale

OHHH, Dadasons Icelandic
With Thorne he'll never fail
Cause when we play the derby
He'll score 10 past the Vale
...
He'll score with his left foot
with his head we'll win the cup
and now he is a Stokie
We are going up!

Posh Spice is a slapper
A slapper she was born
But when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Peter Thorne
Ooohhh Peter Thooorne
Peter, Peter, Peter, Thooorne
Peter, Peter, Peter, Thooorne
Peter Thooorne
Ooohhh Peter Thooorne...