Swindon Town

All things bright and beautiful,
all creatures great and small,
Swindon rule the west country
and Oxford rule Fuck all, Fuck all,
Fuck all, Fuck all,

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I would fly over Oxford tommorow,
And Shit on the Bastard's Below, Below,
Shit on, Shit on,
Shit on the Bastard's Below.
aaahhh

Chim-Chimery
Chim-Chimery
Chim-Chim-Churoo
We hate those Bastards in Yellow and Blue

We could turn the manor ground into a public lavatory,
Turn the manor ground into a public lavatory,
Turn the manor ground into a public lavatory,
And we'd all piss up the waaalll
Singing, wankie, wankie, wankie, Oxford
Wankie, wankie, wankie, Oxford
Wankie, wankie, wankie, Oxford
And we'd all piss up the wall-wall-wall.

Build it up with red and white,
red and white,
red and white,
Build it up with red and white,
Fuck off Oxford,

Who's that team they call the Oxford
Who's that team who never score
Oh they play in Yellow and Blue
And Joey Beauchamps mother is a whore.

Swindon, Swindon, Rah, Rah, Rah,
Oxford, Oxford, Ha, Ha, HA,
Bristol, Bristol, Ba, Ba, Ba,
Scousers, Scousers, Wheres my car?

We had joy, we had fun
We had OXFORD on the run
But the joy didn't last
Cos the bastards ran too fast

Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little lord Jesus,
Woke up and he said:
We hate OXFORD and We hate OXFORD
We hate OXFORD and we hate OXFORD

Fight Fight the Oxford scum chased me,
But I did not turn and flee,
I started with the nut and finished with a knee,
And now the scum are scared of me.

Walk-in' to the Manor Ground,
You should have seen us comin',
down we went with baseball bats,
you couldn't stop 'um runnin',
so good to beat, so full of meat,
those Oxford fans are Bastards,
what a wonderful fealin' it is to beat the shit out of Oxford,
shit out of Oxford fans!

Fight Fight where ever we may be
we are the boys from the West country,
we're fight you all where ever we may be
or we're fight you all in the West Country,

Can you hear the Oxford sing
No, No
Can you here the Oxford Sing
no, no
Can you here the Oxford sing
I cant here a fuckin thing
O a e o

His name is JOEY BEAUCHAMP
He wears a farmers hat,
And when he sees a little boy,
He says he's having that,
Dirty Queer

O X F O R D,
Joey Beauchamps got VD.
With a nick-nack paddy-wack give a dog a bone,
Oxford United Fuck off home!

OX-FORD Joey Beauchamp shags Mummy,
with a nick nack paddy wack, let me get a gun,
we hate oxford,
shoot the scum

Joey Beauchamp's illegitimate,
He ain't got a birth-certificate,
He got aids and can't get rid of it,
'Cos he's an Oxford WANKA.

Oh Joey Dear,
Joey Dear,
Joey Dear,
Is it true what they all say?
You are queer,
Oh Joey Dear,

Where were you?
Where were you?
Where were you when you were shit?
Where were you then you were shit?

Wise men say only fools rush in,
but I cant help falling in love with you,
...
Take my hand take my whole life too,
cos I cant help falling in love with you,
SWINDON,SWINDON,SWINDON

In the Oxford slums,
you look in the dustbin for something to eat,
you find a dead cat and you think its a treat,
in the Oxford slums

I cant read or write but that dont really matter,
Cos I come from Swindon Town and I can drive a tractor,

RUN RUN RUN READING

When I was just a little boy I ask my mother what would I be,
would I be Oxford or Swindon Town?
This is what she said to me,
wash your mouth out son and get your Fathers gun
and shoot the Oxford scum,shoot the Oxford scum...

I go a wondering across the cliffs of Dover
and if I see an Oxford fan I'll kick the BASTARD over

we are red, we are white,
we a fucking dynamite!